February 2012
LOL XD Omegle :3
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I finally found you!
Stranger: yup
You: VOLDEMORT!
Stranger: heehe
You: Now you shall die!
Stranger: voldymort voldemort ohh voldy voldy vokdy voldemort
You: No! You are making my scar hurt!!!
Stranger: i slept with your mother before i killed her harry
Stranger: NOW COME TO YOUR DEATH BOY
Stranger: heehee
You: What!? I will never surrender!!
You: How could you!!! She was still a virgin!
Stranger: yes suck on dat bitch
You: I'm the son of the god!
Stranger: WHERE DO THINK BABIES COME FROM HARRY, SHE BANGED GOD THEN
Stranger: MWAAWAAWA
Stranger: silly
You: No!
You: You won't escape!
Stranger: oh yeh
You: You rat!
You: Even your snake is sexier than you!
Stranger: YOUR A WIZARD HARRY:D
Stranger: hey!!!
You: I am not a wizard!
You: I AM GOD!
Stranger: STFU
You: You shall not pass!
Stranger: YOUR AN IMPOSTER
Stranger: ILL PASS YOUR ASS
You: I CAN FLY YOU CAN'T I WIN
Stranger: IF A FREACKING WANT TO
Stranger: I CAN FLY..TOO
Stranger: MEH
Stranger: BOOM
You: DON'T STOP BELIEVING!
Stranger: OHHH
Stranger: HOLD ON TK DAT FEEEELING
Stranger: STREET LIGHT
You: YOU HORNY BASTARD!
Stranger: PEOPLEEE
Stranger: EEE
Stranger: EE
You: I WILL EMERGE!
Stranger: IM A FREAKING GIRL
You: NO! I CAN'T KILL YOU THEN!
Stranger: yes
You: I CAN'T KILL WOMEN!
Stranger: dats right
Stranger: butch
Stranger: hater
Stranger: suck on mah tater
You: So you have a vagina then voldemort?
Stranger: booya
Stranger: DONT TELL YOUR MOTHA HARRY
Stranger: ;D
You: She is dead! How could you!
Stranger: i think she liked it
Stranger: soz
You: She was NOT a lesbian!
Stranger: JUST A TRANSFESTI
Stranger: I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT
Stranger: ARGHHH
You: This is not possible, how was she able to give birth then?
Stranger: she gave birth to you, gotta sex change, i banged her, and then killed her
Stranger: simples
Stranger: :)
You: Where was my father all this time?? If you like men why didn't you sleep with him???
Stranger: in narnia
You: You are GAY!
Stranger: long story
Stranger: sorry:)
